Civilized Man

Here are some nice quips taken from my Scrapbook which I would like to share. I hope you’ll find amongst them there’s one that’s exuberant and titillating to your imagination. Have fun.

“A lot of guys think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don’t think it works like that. I think it’s the opposite. I think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent the men become.”
~Anita Wise

“Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can’t help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, “How can he want me the way I look in the morning?” It’s because we can’t see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve!”
~ Andy Rooney

“God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.”
~Robin Williams

“Every brain begins as a female brain. It only becomes male eight weeks after conception, when excess testosterone shrinks the communication centre, reduces the hearing cortex, and makes the part of the brain that processes sex twice as large.”
~an extract from “The Female Brain” by Louann Brizendine, M.D.

For all those men who say: “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here’s an update for you: Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage; why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
(~Author unknown)

“When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute!”
(~Author unknown)

“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
~Ann Morrow Lindbergh

“Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they’re gone.”
~Lenny Bruce

“Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.”
~Nicole Hollander

“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
~Aristotle Onassis

“Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon!”
~(Author unknown)

“When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.”
~Gail Sheehy

“Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old; it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother.”
~G. Norman Collie

“Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell!”
~Alfred Lord Tennyson

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!”
~Marion Pearson

“A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t.”
~Rhonda Hansome

“In a word, there is more to women than men.”
~Anonymous

“I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.”
~George Meredith

Cheers!